Sunday, September 8

A Geography of Hotness

It's hard for me to explain this endeavor as anything more than what some might see as utterly reprehensible objectification. Guilty!
For those who would say fetish is an immaturity to be transcended for the great things of life to come, I might agree, but with two caveats:
1. Fetish might be one of the Great Things in Life, at least for a while, and in addition,
2. The only way to get past it might be to explore it, thoroughly. In Baccus' Dance with Death all things are realized, said a Philosopher that I will decline to name now because it will make me look even more like an ass hole if you don't like the guy, but ponder his words for a second.
Going on from here, as I work to transcend, perhaps what motivates me in my weak animal moments is the smell and sight of a pretty girl, base as it may be... and to these usually idyll observations I have decided to try to add a little insight, to understand in the mind what the loins only report.

Reasons for Hotness:
Endless refinement within one society (The Horn of Africa)
A fortunate coming together of two groups (French Polynesia)
Crisis Breeding, the loss of a large portion of one gender, leading to increased selectivity (Germany after World War II)
A New Start: a Place where people move to improve their life, the most confident and potentially hottest of a society, starting a new culture that leads to in improved pool of Selectivity (California)
A great article by National Geographic, which seems to be available only in part, laid out some of the science behind attraction. It touched on a few of these themes, notably by saying that we are attracted to people in part if we think they have the greatest genetic variance from ours. This might be an explanation for Europeans tendency for Yellow Fever, and in New World you might call it Native Love, or Squaw Fever.
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Places of Reputed Hotness:

California USA
The American South
Hawaii
Miami: The Capitol of Latin America
The West Coast of Florida: The Dumbest Hottest Women in America
Ivy League Colleges
Washington DC: Power is the Ultimate Aphrodisiac
Around any Important Person
Las Vegas, Nevada: Trashy Hotness Commoditized, although not quite like LA
Las Vegas, Montreal, and Miami Strip Clubs
Jackson, Miss
Anywhere the Sun Shines
Quebec
British Colombia
Sinaloa, Mexico
El Salvador
Cuba
Colombia
Cali, Colombia (Ful Bodied)
Medellin, Colombia (Full Personality)
Bogota, Colombia (Classy)
Armenia and Pereira, Colombia (Sweet and Small Town)
Brazil
Argentina
Afrikaners
The Horn of Africa
Belfast, Ireland
Upper Class England
France
Italy
Spain
Greece, if you like em big!
Germany
Scandinavia
Iceland
Netherlands
Eastern Europe
Russia
Israel
Persia
Dubai
Baliwood
Thailand
Korea
Japan
Western Australia
The Gold Coast
Sydney
French Polynesia

Backpacker Ghettos: Around the World Without Leaving The Comfort of the Cheaply Recommended

Latin America:
Tumaco, Santa Marta, Colombia
Canoa, Ecuador
San Cristobol de Las Casas, Mexico
Cusco, Peru

Asia
The Hippie Trail
The Bannana Pancake Trail

Ubud, Bali, Indonesia
Raleigh Beach, Thailand
Koh Phi Phi Island, Thailand  
Khao San Road, Bangkok, Thailand
Chiang Mai, Thailand
Pai, Chiang Mai Province, Thailand
Vang Viang, Laos     Whooo.. Tubing!


Christchurch, New Zealand


Listless Rio: Cartagena, Colombia

Listless... it's hot.. the rocks seem to sweat.. the smog hangs in the air (I didn't realize how smoggy it was until Sunday morning, when it was clear, and the rest of the week I finally realized was not just 'hazy'). The people.. well, the only people with any spirit seem to be drunk Bogatenos and the guys constantly harassing you to drink at their bar, buy a necklace, sit in their plastic shack on their skeezy beach, or get some blow from their buddy.. sure it has history, but the man who made it most famous, Marquez, moved to Mexico for some reason... I think I know why now.. it has this reputation for being edgy, chic, but, well.. it's not that edgy, and it's not that chic... When you can do what you want, it just kind of becomes normal.. the hookers in Cartagena blend in like one more profession, being high on coke just makes you stand out as annoying, but there is no real party to join, class 'Colombian style' making that a private affair(although I have never been around in January.. when supposedly the place comes alive),..it is expensive for Latin America, and it is, well, old with a history, like that lady at the end of the bar who keeps to herself..
Now one can derive some satisfaction from the history, the place got steam rolled almost as many times as Sicily, but for me it was Francis Drake beating the crap out of them and burning a quarter of the city, which he did in grand style, that made me smile.. the rest seemed like dismal drudgery.. far from being exotic, the history became this sad 500 years of being a safety port for the Spanish Galleons, and now a kind of almost charming backwater that still decided to house a refinery and a container port in competition with Baranquilla that supposedly offers less, but somehow birthed Shakira and Sophia Vergare which is more than Cartagena can claim.. and Panama was where the real action was on the Spanish main, leaving this a provincial capitol of occasional tragedy interrupting decades of mind numbing heat, with an inquisition to boot.. it's kind of a Colombian Philadelphia in that Cartagena decided to ditch the King first, but the spirit of independence feels lost in kind of a blur of day to day.. well.. listlessness, again... other comparisons that might work, a San Diego, or Tampa, Boca Grande might be South Beach if you give it ten more years, if the sea doesn't swallow it first..but ah, that's ten more years in the numbing heat..
It's re-finding it's self, slowly.. the party crowd came, bought up the cool old buildings, but they don't completely share the charm.. the hippies pacified Magdalena, so that it's safe but somehow not an adventure anymore... the rich bought up all the possible public parks and made them parking lots, or condo towers, and what is left is, well, again... listless.. with nary a joke to lighten the load... i feel this is getting repetitive.. it's the listlessness...

Sunday, July 21

Tucson: Hard to Hate

There are a lot of places in America that feel fallen, dystopic, but Tucson ain't one of them.. I could make fun of Arizona for feeling like the last stand of the angry white man, legislatively and otherwise, but Tucson never gives that vibe...

I am not going to argue it's Disneyland, but it's hard to hate.. there's nothing much wrong with it.. commercial signs don't block the view, and life flows easy. Somehow the people here manage to shave off the rough edges of life... I won't pretend it has a small town feel, but it has a medium sized town feel, which is a feat, because it's a large town.. Tucsonians manage to make things their own.. they live in just enough isolation, and with just enough forethought, to do a nice job of living just well enough. I have noticed the Yuppies here aren't that painful, and the counter cultural folks here are neither that interesting nor pissed off, the culture war is stunted by a lack of distance between the opposing forces.. there's a common appreciation of doing things better if they can, and no one group pretends they corner the market on that.. the problems are in Phoenix, or across the border, and people don't honk their horns or act in a hurry or too important.. again, Scottsdale for all that... It's a military town, but it's Air Force, it leads to science geeks and pretty wives at the clubs downtown, not rowdy fights and food stamp enlisted men twitching with PTSD (not that I am blaming them, trust me..), and it's a university town, but it's Arizona, the pretension is to a dull roar, and the rewards are apparent.. Tucsonians might not be too worldly, but they all seem to appreciate what they do have, and are willing to invest to make it better, and they don't try to compete with nature.. there is no schitz there, no fear, no white man overdrive... just living...

I could get into the nuts and bolts of Dark Sky respect, and the Bone Yard and telescopes and Bill Gates, the newest neighbor, but what matters in Tucson is that you can ride into town from some directions and still feel like you are in a place one tenth the size, any town in the American West that still has some of it's soul, not Sedonaized (new age insanity) or Havasuized (white man's bulldozed paradise in the sun) and it's 1972, but not in a bad way, not in a backwards way.. time doesn't seem to be ahead or behind in Tucson, it's right here, calmly right now, and thats pretty healthy...

Tuesday, July 16

Uncle Hugo, ´The Bolivarians' and the 'Movement of the NonAligned': Much Ado.. Part 1

When you watch the likes of Amb. John Bolton grumpily expounding about the failures of the UN in places like Fox News, it becomes pretty easy to start to believe that the only people against world peace are a bunch of grumpy old greedy white guys with corporate pensions and monocles... it starts to look like it's the same old thing all over again, Honkeys keepin' da' brothers and the brown man down. And there is no doubt some truth to that.. hard to say it doesn't occur, or wasn't the rule of Latin Politics and the Monroe Doctrine, Banana Republics and Tin Pot dictatorships held up by Battleship diplomacy and the now much maligned CIA. The Cold Was was the nadir.. guys like Sandino, Fidel, Che Guevara, Ortega and Maurice Bishop and the like walked around trying to undermine this horrible marriage of Corporate interests and Government oppression and corruption, and it gave justification to the US and it's allies, especially after WW II, to any means considered necessary to subvert these efforts, no matter how initially well intentioned, due to the involvement of Soviet Influences. Their help which might have had idealistic motives and perhaps good intentions (never forget what the road to hell is paved with) for  economic equalization and industrialization of these nations, nonetheless also included motives that would have created client states, opened military opportunities that the Soviet exploitation of would have damaged a delicate power balance that kept the world from what all feared was a possible annihilation at the time, Nuclear War, made quite a real possibility to many Citizens of Europe and the United States after the Cuban Missile Crisis. The results of this fear were disastrous in many nations of the world, with body counts in the hundreds of thousands in places like Guatemala and Colombia, 75,000 in El Salvador, and dust ups all over the 20 or so Latin American countries of the world.
But the Cold War ended in 1990, and in the power vacuum some interesting things happened. The US spent less time suppressing popular movements under the Clinton administration, because there was no fear that it would so destabilize the balance, as the US had hegemony for better or for worse, and there was some recuperation and healthy growth in spots, but back to grumpy Bolton first, and his angry mom with the kids in chaos when dad gets home from work bit.
What happened in general was as the client state system weakened, even though the current situation in Syria has proven that it did not dissolve, even 24 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall, the countries of the third world started to realize that they had more in common with each other than their former patrons, and they decided that after in some cases 300+ years of colonization, that the UN might be a good place to get some payback. In fact, this has been happening since the UN was created, but it changed form a bit after the end of the Cold War. Even though there was a claim that there were three camps then, there were really just two, since not joining a camp kind of meant joining the other then, but now there could be three, or four, or five or more..
 I have been watching the world for a while, learning about it's struggles, and I have learned that when there is no strong attempt towards truth and reconciliation, that the blame game goes on indefinitely, and what started to happen was that whether they were harboring grudges or not, the third world nations started to figure out that even if the White Guys in DC controlled the Security Council, that they controlled the General Assembly by sheer mass of Numbers. There are about 200 nations in the world, more ever few years (Welcome to the Club, South Sudan! Sorry Timor Leste, Mommy still loves you, but she´s got a newborn to look after now.. ), and less than 50 of them are what you would consider developed, and since unlike the Security Council, the General Assembly is a flat out one nation one vote democracy, it can get a little, well, Athenian there...
Now it would be pretty un-PC for me to say that it's like the kids getting control of the Class, that is the old perspective of Colonialism, White Munificence, the White Man's Burden.. sigh.. so hard to be born lucky, and that notion doesn't acknowledge the fact that, despite some of these nations perhaps being true tin pot dictatorships, where the presidents nephew wants to go live in NYC so he becomes Ambassador to the UN, that does happen, but there are plenty of these guys who are pretty smart, and are playing their cards wisely, and that included the search for power to benefit their constituencies, their Nations, and in doing so, it makes sense to take over the UN, and this leads us to the Movement of the Non Aligned.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Aligned_Movement
Unfortunately, as you can see, this movement kind of dithers along, never quite impassioned anyone, was kind of a hedge against the Cold War, led by Marshall Tito, a legendarily effective coalition builder, but it kind of is an organization that represents an idea, and that idea continues along at the UN, and that idea can make it feel like an Anti US S@&t show, because there are so many countries, and they all need to demonize someone if it is convenient, and it can be quite convenient to demonize, and it can be easy to control the general assembly and construct things in such a way that they become charities of first world money, which also line third world leaders bank accounts quite nicely, while growing their kleptocracies creating more money to steal, and it all can become such a disaster that outside of the Security Council, a WASPy guy like Bolton, blue collar roots notwithstanding when it comes to redistributive zeal, can start to see it as a mismanaged fiasco.
But now let's add in a Charismatic leader, the aforementioned years of repression in Latin America (Africa, Asia, and well hell, just about everywhere else as well, them Europeans and Americans really did perfect a lot of technology, but the focus of this Blog post will soon become obviously Latin.), the easing of the Monroe Doctrine a bit, an Independence hero with less that perfect democracy credentials, a hell of a lot of Oil Money, and you have Bolivarianism, the new epicenter of the Third World Pity Party, well intention-ed on paper, ego dominated, perhaps a necessary pendulum shift for the victims of the previous 400 years, but nonetheless, a greedy pile on at times of smarmy populist dictatorship, corruption, and control of a newfangled sort for the nations involved, and with some consequences to the Traveler:
I'm Talking about this guy, RIP El Comandante!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUo-pYeVfQ
this was the first time the world really heard from him, a Venezuelan Lt. Col. of humble beginnings who got obsessed with Simon Bolivar, who is considered the Liberator of South America from Spanish Rule in the early part of the 1800's, kind of their George Washignton, but despite his zeal, decided to try to become viceroy for life,because he felt that 'practicality' was more important than constitutional jibber jabber, and was only balanced by guys like Santander and others who tried to imitate a more American model of rule of law, similar to the struggles that Benito Juarez fought in Mexico for Constitutional Democracy.
If you don't speak Spanish, Lt. Col. Chavez is admitting his coup attempt failed in that video, asking his fellow conspirators to cease violence in a hastily arranged plea deal that allowed him to live, although he would go to jail, be released two years later, run for president, and the rest is now, well, History.
In the true Bolivarian way, he kept getting himself re-elected, for 15 years until his death. Rights became secondary to the demands of a true populist movement, and even though he won fair elections, or could easily win fair elections even if he did occasionally rig them, he ran a government propaganda machine and shoveled money from the nationalized oil production around Lake Maracaibo (potentially the World largest known reserves.. that's right, more than Saudi Arabia) that made the elections less about a selection of ideas than an outright grade school popularity contest. He did do all sorts of socialist things that can't be argued with after years of kleptocracy and neglect, but he did it all with oil money, not with national sweat, after basically stealing the companies from foreigners, some fat cats, but others legitimate hard working businessmen (met one once, a Vietnam veteran from Louisiana who gave me a ride across the Ahchefalaya Basin once.. he was still a bit pissed), and set up a functional health care system, sold gas at about 25 cents a gallon, and then decided to get involved in other peoples problems, like Bolivar, and like his new mentor Fidel Castro had done with Che Guevara and Cuban expeditionary forces around the world (For the Cubans: Grenada, Angola, Vietnam, Jamaica, Namibia, Laos, Bolivia are just a few I can name off the top of my head where they undoubtedly fought and played a role). The US could less justify suppressing it, they acted like they were parents of teenagers, perhaps feeling a big guilty about the last 200 years in their case, and decided to let democracy, or shall we say self determination of the state as a whole, truly function, let the Teenagers make what might be some bad decisions if they wanted to.
What has developed is a lot like the Pan Arabist movement, of the 70s, that had Nasser's Egypt combining with Syria and Iraq to create a unified Arab state of sorts, or the start of one. It lased briefly from the late 1950s to the early 1960s and the Ba'ath parties of each of these countries were the prime movers of this idea, which was strengthened in large part by demonizing the boogieman of Israel, the go to Straw man of Arab Politics. The US serves as boogieman for the Bolivrians. Like Bolivarianism, it was a funny hybrid of the Local Religion, Catholicism in Bolivarianism, Islam in Pan Arabism, mixed with Socialism. Marxism would have taken on religion as an enemy but in the context of political realism and the greater power struggle and goal for client states that don't have to be as ideologically pure if they play ball, the anti religious views of the true communist like the North Koreans, Chinese, and in the past the Soviets took a back seat, and they provided weapons, training, advice and economic support and trade. The Pan Arabists were therefore sponsored by the then Soviet Block and it's allies, now Russia and it's allies come in and help Bolivarianism in much the same way. It's like the troublemakers or self styled rebels against a perceived or imagined status quo uniting in school, the skater punks, pissed off asian kids, and the latino cafe socialists and gangster types making alliances, and the recent weird fiasco of North Koreans smuggling old Soviet Anti Aircraft System from Cuba through the Panama Canal is kind of exemplary of the kind of outlaws coalescing that occurs when these lines are drawn.
Also in close correspondence with the historical example of Pan Arabism, there was a counter-movement by the monarchies of the Middle East, the Arab Federation, and there appears to be another one growing to counter the Bolivariaons by the more trade oriented countries of Latin America, The Pacific Alliance, but it's hard not to see it as perhaps a US sponsored counter block, although the countires undoubtedly have their own profit and social welfare motivations for joining, as making a more upwardly mobile nation removed the power of Bolivarianist allied movements within their own countries if they can prove that the rising tide of their more capitalist nations lifts all ships. They are Mexico, Colombia and Chile for three.. MExico is actually the world oldest Socialist country by some measures, and the longer you spend there the more this can be apparent, but like Canada, although it may be more left of center, it knows who butters it's bread, the US, and Mexico has the PRD to contend with for the the newly reelected PRI, centrist by mexican standards although not too centrist for corruption, the PRD being Bolivarian sympathetic for Mexico, and Colombia has their long war with the FARC which makes the remaining persons enfranchised in the political system quite conservative and free market.
Since I stalled out in writing a bit.. and well, Hugo umm, got 'poisoned in a mysterious imperialist plot', I am going to publish this and create a part 2 with more juicy details and the effects of all this on the traveler.


Monday, June 10

The Pros and Cons of Colombia

Pro's

Relaxed, non judgmental, if it crossed their mind that they could be.
Somehow modern infrastructure, vehicles and buses, despite the lack of repair or recent enhancement. The 80s were good to Colombia.
Colombians leave foreigners alone, and are live and let live in general. It is considered a bad idea to bother or victimize them unnecessarily, and you will be treated with a casual and perhaps curious deference by all that you would come into contact with under normal circumstances. This actually draws expats to Colombia who just want to be left alone.
The people are calm for the most part... A Colombian will never get in your face.. you might end up dead a week later, but he will calmly and perhaps logically either submit or defend his logic.
Tragically beautiful
Amazing Bird Life, I felt like I saw a new unique bird species everyday without even trying
It's true about the women, they are consistently attractive, and sometimes stunning, and some of hem are fantastic flirts.
Colombia is open for business. Whatever corruption here might be, it usually will not stop you from doing business in the safer areas, as long as you don´t take others on.. They want you there, and can usually see past exploiting you up front to the general benefit you might have.

Con's

is there a war going on?... well, kind of... Civil Rights Laws keep it from boiling over in most of the county, even though the armies can be arrayed and staring at each other for years within miles of population centers you might find youself in. If the Rebels don't shoot first, it just stays that way.. tense, but oddly fascinating. It's hot in a number of places you might want to visit, like the Amazon, and you can get kidnapped, but recently they have been returning people within months.

The most brutish thing about Colombians in the north, the thing that makes me see them as ghoulish, is that they stare at you, and they don't greet you, and you might greet them, and smile, but they just keep staring at you with a blank or challenging look on their face.. it's disconcerting. At first I would smile or say hi and wait for their smile, but it would never come.. I guess I usually never use the usual greeting here "bueno", but they just stare.. if you have a conversation, the might eventually be polite, and open up, but they just stare, and it's kind of horrid.

Latin's in general have this maddening ability to just pretend that things they don't like aren't there...they also walk down the street as if no one else is there, even if hundreds of people are there, constantly walking over each other, or walking into you because they are having a conversation.. the middle class and upper class women are the worst at this..it makes them ugly.. they are in a fantasy land..

In Northern Colombia, there is a real looseness with the truth in the transportation sector. In fact, there is a real looseness with the truth when it comes to money in general in Colombia. As with the Chinese.. they never act as if it is personal to deceive you... you happen to have money, and it would make their life better by getting it from you even if the bus doesn't exactly go where you want it to or cost that much.

Colombians never have change, for denominations as low as two dollars and 50 cents US...

The people never live in the countryside, so it can feel kind of hollow, or nice a bit like the American West where there is no water so people live in towns..but it's not lack of water.. it's fear.. so it's weird.

They aren't callous, but they subtly don't give a shit about each other until you get pretty far south in the colder Andean areas..

bull fighting is fascinating but cowardly.. it taught me that Colombians are afraid to face each other as individuals
They are well groomed savages in some ways.. the distance between the endless empty civility they express and their capacity for savagery is a surprisingly short one.

Colombians don't have a sense of humor.. as if to reinforce it, the national version of John Stewart was killed by paramilitaries about 10 years ago..they are wary, and some can be cajoled into laughing, but in general they are always just kind of quietly wary..

Colombians don´t know how to have a conversation about anything they haven't already discussed.. they just repeat themselves all day.. telling everyone how fine everything is.. how wonderful and great...  que rico... there is very little authenticity at all in Colombia

Colombians are notoriously uninterested in foreigners.. you just kind of mean nothing to them, are too outside of what they can imagine, or want to care about... you can´t make them feel safer, and you can´t make them feel better about themselves. I had the same conversations with everyone I met in Colombia.. until I wanted to scream: How far away is it where you live, how much does it cost to get there.. how many hours in a plane.. They just want to leave Colombia, they don´t care about what they find when the get there, they just assume it will be better... I humored it the whole time I was there, but now I am realizing how dumb they are.. how uninspired their whole system was... no one criticized anything or anyone except occasionally the president for not killing enough FARC. No one wanted to know about the outside world, but not because they were so proud of Colombia, although everyone would give you that empty smile and display so much pride in Colombia, but it was apparent to so many that the country with the 3rd largest population in Latin America should have been better at things like Soccer, Etc.. but Colombia is like a family in crisis, and no one wants to criticize, like not puffing each other up with bring the whole house of cards tumbling down...

Colombia also isn't the coke party in the sky people dream it might be.. they are really quite emotionally conservative.. that party happened in the 70´s was over by the early 90´s, and those still alive are all embarrassed by it now...

If it wasn't for the FARC, all of Colombia would be a big cattle ranch, as they are the secret power while the FARC and the Cartels get all the headlines, the remainder of the uncleared lands are being protected from the cattle ranches by own form or another, because they creep into every place they can, and the civil war helped them by driving people into the cities and off of the arable land, with food these days as likely to be packaged as fresh.
The FARC come across like a bunch of quietly indignant 10 year olds, new to ideals but fervent in them, and carrying machine guns.. whatever glamour they might have had 30 years ago, and whatever moral authority they might have had is fading or gone.. they employ children to fight on behalf of drug dealers, Venezuela, and a communist fantasy that died 15 years ago.. whatever abuses they must have clearly been railing against in the 60's, as this is a truly conservative country, and I can see that it could have made one irate back then, they seem a kind of oddly out of touch and childish bunch, clearly parroting internal propaganda,as their leaders have become quite rich... things they have done give me chills, like the Valle de Cauca Deputados Sequestrados, but their most impressive moments of the last 20 years seem to be on the behalf of the Narcos, not on the behalf of the people of Colombia, who could give a shit anymore, are just tired of being wary, wouldn't even know what to do with relaxation if they had it, maybe pretend to be Cuban or Argentine like they are prone. Watching an interview with any FARC member reveals they have been sucking on their own hot air for more than a generation, that the revolutionary spirit infects only them and those whose ignorance is guaranteed by being stuck within their territories so as to make them look honorable as they are the only show in town...

Monday, May 13

The Annoying Mysterious Round Trip Booking Rule for International Travel

There is some rule, and I have never quite known if it is a regulation, law, or international treaty, that seems to require travelers to have a return ticket to their home country unless they have some form of residency where they are traveling to. I have noticed that Americans and US based airlines are the most anal about it, which has always made me feel like it is a corporate rig for cash.
The apparent purpose of the mysterious condition is this: If an traveler goes to a foreign country and spends all his cash on a tourist visa, or gets robbed, or has some catastrophic attack on his bank account back home, they at least they can be repatriated even if they are out of food and money for a hotel room.
What this does is force travelers who like to be flexible, are required to be flexible by circumstances, or who want to travel elsewhere from their first destination but don't know the date perhaps, or where they might go from there etc., to create an elaborate return itinerary to satisfy some airline desk agent who thinks they look indigent, and essentially, to buy a second ticket just to leave their country. This makes me feel like a prisoner of my birth land, and I resent that, especially when it plays into the hands of corporations, who will sometimes gouge you by making you buy a ticket at the airport. I t also can create havoc for if say, you were going to fly to a country and drive back.. they want you to have some sort of bus ticket, ferry ticket etc. to satisfy them, otherwise you gotto buy a ticket, maybe with a non-refundable fee attached, to meet a government requirement that inconveniences perhaps 10 people for every 1 it is intended to help. It's also an immigration control of sorts I believe. Lot's of people go to foreign countries to stay perhaps longer than their visa will allow, and this is supposed top be an implication that you won't do that since your return date has to be prior to the termination of a traditional tourist visa, which ranges from 10 days to 6 months in most countries, but it does a poor job of that.. for one, you can miss your return flight, cancel it, or just fake one, and stay there if you wish until that country's immigration agency catches up with you. Meanwhile, others are treated a bit like prisoners of their country in some weird version of Napoleonic Law, where you pay to leave.
I asked a lawyer friend who works in immigration to clarify this for me, but never heard back from him. I know that enforcement is inconsistent. It feels like the harder I work to get a return itinerary, they less likely they are to ask me for it. The Airline industry is so screwed up that sometimes one way flight cost more than round trips, but I still feel absurd buying one when I know I won't be using it. almost every Country, from China to New Zealand, has conditions whereby you can prove that you have sufficient funds in your bank account, say 100 dollars per traveler per day, and avoid paying these fees just by providing a bank statement, but the airlines are like gatekeepers, they won{t let you on the flight until you meet their conditions about the return flight... return to sender... your ass belongs to Uncle Sam, and you are stuck in his 3 million square mile prison until you can prove otherwise.
I have done extensive Internet searching and have turned up very little on this. I have asked travel agents, and they just know, or want to know,t hat you have to buy return trip tickets. I have had this discussion in Japan, the US, and a few other places, but no one ever know more..
I'll publish more as I learn more.