Thursday, May 4

Uncle Hugo, ´The Bolivarians' and the 'Movement of the Non Aligned': Much Ado..Part 2

Continued from Part I
Image result for mono joyjoyChavez got involved in perhaps a bit of drug trafficking, the same way Castro is alleged to have done, perhaps as a way of avenging all the embargo's and a way to thumb his nose at the US's perceived paternalism and imperialism. He supported the FARC in Colombia to the tune of 300 Million USD in at the Time of Mono Joyjoy's death in 2009 (when Colombian soldiers captured computer files in Ecuador accounting for the payments), in one of his many efforts to become a Regional Power at the expense of US interests, either idealistically or opportunistically, and at this point, no one really felt there was much idealism left in the FARC, so the latter is the best guess.
Hugo kept himself in power with a whole deep bag of tricks. He was brutish and suppressed dissenters. He gave away gas at like 25 cents a gallon to Venezuelans, basically pumped it for cost and only charged exports, mostly through Citgo, the Venezuelan Oil company that is heavily nationalized, and further was nationalized when Chavez drove out independent drillers and suppliers in and around Lake Maracaibo when he took power. it's a cash cow and supports both the Bolivarians and their public works, as by some claims Venezuela is sitting on the largest Oil Reserves in the world, and pumps about 2.5 million barrels a day, about 3% of the world's demand. They consume only about 1/5 of that, 500,000 barrles. The enormous earnings from the other 4/5 went into socialist projects as well, free health care, and other social services. It's hard to argue that these things should be denied the Venezuelans, and it's part of Chavez charm that he did this, that he spent oil revenues in Venezuela instead of sending it abroad to bank accounts, but it created a wave of self entitlement in Venezuela and crime surged, perhaps since the changes were so dramatic. The country became a kind of domestic blood bath, and he created a climate whereby the rich and middle class were blamed for the suppression of the poor, legitimately or not, launching a race war of sorts.
Chavez was creative in other ways however. He put into the air a Bolivarian Communications satellite, and started Broacasting Tele Sur, his South American Propaganda network, to neighboring countries. The message, the rich are screwing you, and only him, his buddies, and the ghost of Simon Bolivar care about you. They tend to be silent on the Catholic Church publicly, allowing it to function somewhat unfettered. It's well known that the Catholic Church is the only social welfare in many parts of Latin America, and taking it on is unwise.
In Part 1 I gave a general history and description of the Bolivarian Movement, and it's historical context in the Movement of the Non Aligned..
Now I will give some more details of where it is strong, how it manifests, and what it means for travelers.

The affected Countries are:

Venezuela
Ecuador
Argentina until just recently, November 2015, although change will come slowly
Bolivia
partially to Brazil, although not horribly.
Nicaragua was sympathetic, as it's always had a leftist lean since the revolution against Samoza in 1979, despite being a pretty legitimate democracy since the end of communism.
Obviously Cuba, the old stalwart of Latin American Leftism
Mexico and most of central america steered clear, enmeshed in their own problems with the drug war and development, and under a close watchful eye of the US. Of them, Guatemala has a vibrant democracy with active leftist parties but it doesn't seem to have gone downhill in this way.
Countries that have avoided it, are Colombia, Peru, Chile, Uruguay and Paraguay, which all kind of maintained a market oriented economy and have been achieving slow but steady progress towards modernity.

After Venezeula, it took hold in Ecuador, with the election of Rafael Correia ( president 10 years and counting). While again, there was some good, and a reason he might have been elected after oligarchic reign, even in fairly egalitarian Ecuador, but he took control with a playbook out of something Marxist-Lenninist and very much influenced by Chavez and his successor Maduro, and started curtailing freedoms, removing guns from the populace, and raising taxes. He is working hard to expand natural gas and oil production in the Jungle areas of east Ecuador against the protests of the native indigenous tribes, and while again, people are grateful for social progress he might have brought, it's become more and more obvious in recent years that he is entrenching himself in power as a dictator, and reducing civil liberties vital to a democracy like free speech.
Image result for rafael correa lula maduroImage result for cristina kirchner maduroThe worst example of this kind of Bolivarianism was an almost Peronist example that just came to an end in Argentina with the defeat of the Kirchner supported candidate to a rightist reform candidate just weeks ago. PEople expect that once the new president has consolidated power, that there might be criminal charges against the Kirchner couple, Nestor from 2003-2007, then his wife Christina from 2007-2015 (an attractive woman but a political disaster.. think a hot spicy Sarah Palin) who both were presidents at some point, for allegedly flying pallets of cash out of the country to personal foreign bank accounts in addition to allegations of murder and corruption to prop up their leftist reign of about 12 years which sent the Argentina economy reeling with price fixing, onerous trade restrictions and nationalizations (again, just like Chavez did). If you are destroying the Argentine beef industry, something is really wrong.
Image result for evo morales maduroAnd then there is Bolivia. If you can imagine, the first indigenous president of Bolivia (a positive change no doubt.. they are 62% of the population, the highest in Latin America) is a guy named Evo Morales, who had been head of the Coca growers association. he's been in power since 2003, and be wary of anyone who serves more than two terms and rewrites a constitution.. Bolivia, along with Venezuela, Ecuador, and until recently Argentina, is the fourth leg to the Bolivarian table. While noone can argue that Morales isn't a smart guy, and that Bolivia didn't need reform, it's hard not to argue that he's become a form of leftist dictator.
They collectively call themselves the Bolivarioan Alliance of the Americas, and have recruited a few carribean countries as well:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALBA
The president of Brazil, Lula, elected from 2003-2011, was definitely a leftist reform candidate, but to his credit, he never crossed into the realm of venal and tyrannic even though he overlapped the Bolivarian movement and paid some lip service to it. He left power democratically after two terms and didn't place social progress at odds with general prosperity, and Brazil thrived under him.
Uruguay had a Doctor for a president from 2005 to 2010, and like Lula, while a leftist, he was considered to be quite effective and good for the nation as a whole, and not a self satisfied dictator, and he was also just reelected to another term this year.
So where the rubber hits the road, it has affected travelers which is the point of this blog:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_requirements_for_United_States_citizens
Many of these countries have required special entry fees and visas for Americans as part of a larger thing called the Movement of the Non Aligned, which is a leftist third world consortium of countries that blame the first world, especially the US, for many of their ills, and require large entry fees particularly for Americans, as much as 150 dollars, as a penalty to american cities since they say they pay similar fees to enter the US as the US Federal government instituted high fees to pay for screening and fingerprinting etc in the wake of the September 11 attacks. They call it Reciprocity.
http://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/fees/reciprocity-by-country.html
while many of the countries still allow US citizens Visa on Arrival, the fees at time can be huge, and the treatment rough. For instance, you will charged 160 dollars in advance to go to Argentina, and they will fingerprint you. Brazil requires you to go to their consulate offices to visit. This system will be overwhelmed before the Rio Olympics you can bet. When Brazil first began this system, a few Americans, fresh off the plane, gave fingers during the brusque photo taking and fingerprinting and were arrested for disrespect to federal officers.
Again notice that Bolivia demands $135 from Americans, and Venezuela still requires visa in advance as well. Does Venezuela have a right to be worried.. they might.. I know from personal experience that the Bush administration took at least minor steps to get rid of Chavez, but like anything with a government agency.. it's easy to add a tax, almost impossible to get rid of one. by contrast, neighboring Colombia allows US Citizens in good standing three months upon landing no questions asked and fee free.
When you are in these countries, Ecuadorians have some perspective on it, but in some places like Venezuela and Bolivia, you will be confronted by true believers who will blame you for their ills. While I again can't say the US have been Choirboys for the full extent of our experience with Latin America, we have been significantly hands off since the end of the Cold War barring our partial and somewhat uneven enforcement of the drug war. Compared to the 1980's and before, we are almost non existent in Latin America these days, but if you listen to Tele Sur, we are behind every rock causing chaos.




Wednesday, February 15

The Coolest City in the World: A History

Image result for eiffel tower in the 1920's
This may be western-centric, but I feel like times are defined by cities, by cultures, movements or sub cultures that spring up from individual cities but spread around the world.
I grew up in a place like that in a time like that.. in the 70's and early 80's it was hard not to consider New York City to have been the world culture capitol.. things were just happening.. movies about it and filmed there, music pulsing out, disco, hip hop, then rap, the world seemed focused on New York, but somehow it jumped to Miami, and you could feel it, someone let the air out.. sure New York didn't become irrelevant, but it wasn't the capitol of the excitement anymore.. it then felt like Seattle stole it from Miami, etc etc.
I'm not sure if we know where it is and when until after it cools down and we realize, what the heck was that? that was awesome? but I'm going to try to track this around the world for a bit..
This list is speculation, from what I have gathered in my roaming. I'm open to suggestions.

World Culture Capitol by year:

London 1870-1880
Chicago 1881-1900
Paris 1920-29
San Francisco  1967-1972
New York City 1972-1982
Miami 1982-1987
Seattle 1990-1995
Berlin 1995-2000
Moscow 2000-2003
Shanghai/ Beijing 2003-2009

Friday, December 9

The Venice's... Las Venitzias!

You know how people like to build up places, give them a name relative to some desireable location... well, the other day, I heard the Ol' This city is the Venice of such and such... and I was thinking.. how many times have I heard this before.. decided to make a list just to get it out of my head:

Venice, the Venice of Venice, Italy.. the real one...


Venice, California     The famous funky beach town of LA.. gentrification may be rocking away inland, but the beach is still pure funky.. Italians would appreciate it.. named after a set of canals that a developer dug out from a nearby estuary... went from classy to ghetto to back to classy...

Mexcaltitan, Nyarit, Mexico 'The Venice of Mexico' Having spent a night there, I can't claim it swims in Renessaince Class, but it does swim in community... it's a cozy little place, and way out in the middle of these huge swamps along the pacific I never even knew existed.
http://weburbanist.com/2012/05/22/mexican-venice-the-man-made-island-city-of-mexcaltitan/

Paraty, Brazil   'The Venice of Brazil'   I got here before Twilight, just so you know... so named because streets flood at high tide in this UNESCO world heritage old Portugese mining town inside a bay inside a jungle.. it's cool beans...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/94223363@N02/9121124445/in/photostream/

Birmingham England
The Venice of England.. seriously? yup.. Canals were built for transportation during the industrial revolution.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venice_of_the_North




Sunday, June 5

The English Attitude towards the world, and other Observations

the english attitude towards the world:
 We are benevolent in our authority, but we have authority.. righteousness.. almost anything we do is justified for a greater good...within reason of course..
we are just, so put up with it... we are doing you a favor since we are better than hitler and all the rest... we won't allow a lack of authority, it's in our nature to say no and enjoy it and to feel like we give the bitter pill of truth at any cost as the queen would appreciate it... compassion is not what we are after.. it's weakness.. you need to take care of you, although the queen and government will make it easy to be your cog in the wheel, have no fear about that.. you are the cogs i the machine of the empire.. we are one, but your part is right over here and clearly defined... so do it.. 
I would imagine that few people go to England for the English.. they can be melancholic or imperial, and like so many places that are kind of peaking, the best people are often to be found on the periphery.. the ones with the time to engage and teach and learn, not chasing after the mad ambition of the zeitgeist of the place...  people come here to engage a history and an idea.. the home of the English language that now sweeps the world with the only challenge of the Chinese to it's global ubiquity and cultural importance, with american culture shoehornes in almost on purpose.. but it's not the English you come for really.. despite the occasional refreshing helpfulness of the ex soldier type who seems to have thea nswer you like on a street corner, or the London taxi driver who seems to have a phd in local history... most English lead a kind of dainty and scared existence... obligated but never driven.. pleasures passive more than active.. the charm seems almost accidental, or a product of a bygone day, or if you inquire, it's about keeping up appearances, and the true beneficiaries are the interlopers of tourists and billionaires come to find something refreshing and dependable from whatever lucrative chaos they come from.. they all have an ahh moment when they first arrive dreaming their country could be like this then that feeling fades with time as you realize that the majority of them are afraid to use the great benefits of their land and opportunity.. now this could be said for almost any underclass.. but none have such leverage as this one, but so long has been the elephants subjugation that it is less than a string but works better than almost any place I have been..

the Welsh attitude..
we are here.. we do what we do

the Scottish attitude..
I guess I have to do it, but fuck you for making me.. 1000 years ago I would have cut you in two..

the Irish attitude..
i might get it done, but i'll mock you and undermine you at every step of the way because deep dosn in my soul of souls I know a world exists where I don't have to put up with this shit..

London
the attitude of the locals
we are so important everyone wants to be here.. i mean look at us.. we have perfected cosmopolitan life...  the whole world wishes they had dashing royals and a smart army and taxi drivers and pretty buildings and a great history like us. ordered yet permissive (not free mind you, just permissive) we do it mindful of others, but we have a right to be as self indulgent as we want to be.. with the younger and poorer ones there is a desire to show how they don't fall for con, that they are tough and that no deal could be better than the one they have.. it's almost beaten into them..
the atitude of poor immigrants..
this place is pretty nice, but these people are soft.. they are too trusting and don't know shit about real suffering, but the place works pretty well so I won't put up a fuss, becuase it is relaxing and nice, but if push comes to shove I would bury these people..
the attitude of rich immigrants.. 
I will take all the self indulgence without the noblis oblige.. London is my secret playground.. I don't give a fuck about anyone else.. their endless and deference is weakness..

what I find myself saying in England over and over again:
Wow.. she's hot... shit.. she's polish..

the best things about the UK.
it's easy to get around and to see what you want to see.. both in language and in rail connections and in just if not a helpfulness than at least a British insistence that you might not get frills but what must work does..
Georgian Planned towns up in Scotland
The Welsh
The Irish if you want to be amused..
the endless feeling of character and history and occasionally intrigue
the straightforward attitude of most of the men and the generation before ours that may be robotic but kind of puts it's head down and makes things work.. most of the men say 40-70 feel like an uncle you take for granted but kind of appreciate having, especially when you need help.. like morgan freeman typecast old wise black guys in the states...
only the upper crust give you shit for being american.. the rest wish they were american.. 
the predictability can be reassuring..
the public buses that go way out into the country to places that you actualy want to visit..
you really don't need a car..
the endless history crowned by the unique battle of Waterloo through industrial revelotion maybe to ww1 period of English supremacy and wealth that lead to so many satisfying Sherlock holmes and boats from all over the world intricacies..
The Viking blood in many of the women.. if you are white, the women look attractive even when the shouldn't, and aren't by american standards, at least they do to me.. 
the standard level of trust that exists among normal people in just walking about.. there is less alienation although it creeps in
.. you don't feel like the police are out to get you, meet quotas and participate in a culture war. 
there is no culture war (well, it was won, but now the appreciate counter culture to liven things up a bit, from the queen on down..)
They might not have any wilderness left, but they allow nature to flourish in the cracks just about anywhere.. it's not a roundup kind of place.
Rugby

what Sucks about the UK
food
fear of simple things..
Soccer
imperial attitude of Londoners and some English towards others..
customer service
the authority obsession, and the fair play obsession if it 
the fear of complaining, left over from the war... it's seen as disloyal and unpatriotic so they suffer endless idiocy from others because complaining is bad.. they expect their leaders to complain, but they are afraid to voice their own opinion on any indignity they might experience.. unless they are Scottish.. or a Londoner outside of London..

what sucks about Heathrow Airport  
terminal one was created as a shopping mall, and it can take up to 20 minutes to get to your gate on foot after you are herded through this 75 yard disgusting shopping bazaar.. who the fuck designed it should be shot.. and once you get there and even if you are on time for the time on your card, they will have shut the door 5 minutes early...  it's evil.. and the British could give two shits because they are the queens little boys and girls, and you should know better, again, a nation with only official compassion..
it's way out of town, the signs and layout are confusing, but despite being so far away, the landing path is right over kew gardens and half of West London, so that from about zone 2 your teeth rattle every time a plane goes by..
from now on Gatwick..

Tuesday, December 22

Modern Mexico: Pros and Cons

Mexico is choking these days on it's two cardinal sins, greed and indifference. Greed has always been an issue, but the indifference seems to get worse and worse...
Mexicans succeed in making even the bougois embarrassed.
There is also a streak of Self Entitlement like you have never seen in Mexico. It is the world's oldest Socialist Country, despite the famous reputation of the Soviet Union, and Mexican Politics have harped on charity for so long, since the revolution, and a perception of being screwed and therefore being owed something is so embedded, that the place just radiates with an entitlement. People want a first world lifestyle, and they kind of count on others to give it to them, and they don't have any faith in their ejido or government to lift them up, so their demands for a better life go anywhere they can, and their movement into a market economy and away from self reliance makes that all the more bitter, as their demands and expectations separate even more widely from how the world values what they give and what they need..

Pros
There is a grace that exists in mexico, dying, but a graciousnesss.. it's the fantasy of mexico, harder and harder to find in it's traditional form, the old campesino lady or grandpa type, but they remain an accepting people who are happy to live and let live, and who can make things up to you that you don't expect them to notice or care about, a kind of genial kindness, and forgiveness.
resourcefulness



Cons
cowardice
greed
mimicry without insight, leading to or stemming from incompetence
the endless hassling of foreigners, and the national beleif that foreigners are to be exploited at any opportunity
the Drug War
Horrible Architecture
socialism  and the ejido system
Ignorance
Indifference
being undignified is increasingly seen as a rebellion, and dignified, at the expense of any healthier outlet, in a kind of class war rejection of the rich worthy of american reality television


Thursday, December 17

The National Park Stage of Environmental Devastation

I have started to notice something in my wanderings: As a tendency, countries don't establish National Parks until there is almost no wild land left. As much as we applaud nations for such an act, which was now famously pioneered by the United States (thank you Ken Burns!), it actually can be a sign not that a nation is pristine, but that it is on the skids environmentally, and having an awakening. It's like an Alcoholic admitting he has a problem. I think it is fair to stay this was the case with the United States.. the Logging industry had torn through it by then, and it was a reaction, not necissarily an intrinsically noble act.
Case in point could be a comparison between Costa Rica and Belize. Costa Rica has a well developed National Park System that is one of the drivers of it's thriving Tourism Industry, but it is offically listed as 40% forested (sometimes agencies mickey with these numbers and , and I think it might be less. Belize is pretty casual about the whole national park thing, and it's 71% forested (we get to it tomorrow.. no worry!). In a funny way it seems like when a country finally gets around to making national parks, it's making a funny compromise.. it's dividing up the spoils, and what is left almost always gets eaten up.. you can almost see the edges of a lot of parks because everything up to the line gets developed.. it's almost as if the declaration of the park gives value to all around it.. and people perk up and realize the lumber and all is worth harvesting and up for grabs...
this is why in some funny way, I am more fascinated by countries that haven't gotten their act together to get to this point.. there almost seems to be more wilderness, and less bureaucracy, and bureaucracy in countries like the kinds I am referring to can almost have a negative impact.. the powers that be get involved and start to smell the money, since their cousin just declared a national park, and it isn't always a good thing for the whole ecosystem, assuming the land inside the new boundaries is properly administered and preserved. They come up and gobble up everything up tot he line as if the park gives them permission, like a blessing of sorts..
It's a tricky world this..
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men
Gang aft agley,
An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain,
For promis'd joy!

Monday, March 30

The Pros and Cons of South Korea

Pros

  • Genial People
  • Fascinating food, all rooted (quite literally) in what grows locally
  • They rarely seem to have a hidden agenda... South Koreans go to great pains to be straightforward, and seem to have a strong sense of if not fairness, a sense of mutual obligation.
  • Koreans never dehumanize each other, unless they perceive it's for your own good in some weird way
  • There is no expectation of tipping, but the customer service still tends to be quite good
  • They are quite industrious
  • The country works well, but only if you stay within their conventions... they aren't great outside the box.
  • Time matters to Koreans.. they might not know how to relax passively, but they respect that time matters to foreigners and to others, and they move at a pace that satisfies that need when necessary.
  • While not wild, they have reforested... they are wealthy enough now to show restraint, and since so many grew up without wealth, they learned restraint actively.
  • They are quite unified, and obsessed with unity, and it makes them undeniably a culture and people.. this is not a melting pot.. they are a people who evolved a unique identity over years, often in isolation, but with contact, from neighbors in China, Japan, and perhaps even Siberia.
  • Koreans are known for being Highly determined, to the point of almost suicidal focus. If it's what you need, it's there in spades.
  • Actions are more important than face in Korea, which is at odds with most of Asia, and helpful to those trying to take action there..they don't loose face.. they either fight with you or agree with you, or laugh, but they don't have that combination of fragility and shame that prevails in Asia to cover insecurities, inabilities and weaknesses. They can be quite honest and forthright about taking criticism and see it as constructive.



Cons

  • Koreans are herd creatures... they aren't that interested in expressing individualism, even though they tend to posses a good deal of it, but war and universal military service have taken a toll, and it manifests in them going places at the same time, and doing things that are culturally approved... they don't stray from convention... they aren't that independent in behavior, even though it doesn't come across in conversation that clearly with the young. It can be a pain in the ass when you travel alone.. they just don't, and places are either empty and you get no service, because it's illogical to be there when you went instead of when everyone else goes according to Korean groupthink, or so full you wish you hadn't gone.
  • Koreans, especially older ones, are not dumb, but not smart.. it's hard to explain.. they will eventually get something, but they can be dense.. pleasant as ever, but if something doesn't concern them, they have never given it thought. It's as if their minds never wander unless told to. It might be true to say that their early lives, if they lived through the wars, which everyone in their 70's did, and there was poverty for years after, affecting everyone in their 60's and perhaps even 50's today, they just are kind of grateful that life is better, so they aren't surging ahead with new ides.. they just kind of coast, and it's hard to get them to innovate...
  • They don't have great aesthetic taste... the obvious comparison is the Japanese.. Koreans are much more jovial than the Japanese, much happier in many ways, but they aren't as complex in their thinking.. they are much more secure with themselves, and therefore just do what works, perhaps the first solution they come up with, and not what is the best possible solution.. they are content not to seek perfection.. in fact, perfection doesn't mean anything to them like it might the Japanese. There is no hierarchy for solutions to them.. just solutions.. so that the idea of perfection and imperfection doesn't enter the picture. They are happier as farmers than philosophers in a sense. They prefer to move on than obsess, but it can lead to what might externally look like half finished ideas.
  • Korean determination can go in lieu of perspective and thought.
  • The lack of Face issues (the fear of loosing the respect of others) and the practicality of Koreans will make one assume that things are easy to accomplish in Korea, but other language and cultural barriers will still get in the way, trust me.. it's enticing to think about though..


Bankok is a Shit Hole!...Let me explain my theories on why...






Don't take this as a condemnation of Thai Culture.. it's not. Nor is it a condemnation of the Thai people.. they are still pretty likable and affable.. but Bangkok is a shit hole...
Let's start with the architecture.. I've seen bad cement architecture all over the world.. but it almost feels like it was born in Bangkok.
I have been trying to understand Thai Culture since I was about 15, when I lived with a Thai Person for two years, whom I still find to be interesting. I have been trying to understand his culture ever since, through three major trips, and a lot of research, movie watching, and book reading, and I still am intrigued... but I have had enough of Bangkok...
I'll try to explain this city, which was nothing but a flat chunk of jungle east of the Chao Praya river until the Mid 1700's, when the King decided it was time for a clean break from the apparently decadent reputation of Ayuthaya, once the biggest city in the world, about 60 miles up the river. He wanted to be closer to where the ships came in, where the money rolled in from foreign trade, and he almost randomly picked the spot that would turn into the city of 6 Million that everyone knows today worldwide as someplace you go to be indifferent to propriety. It was a flat spot on a river where they could build a new palace. There is only one tributary of any note, and the harbor is just a siding on the river. It was never meant to be what it is today, they didn't even dream of it!
30 years ago, BKK must have been intriguing and cool.. now it's just a mechanical travesty... there is no rebellion left in Bangkok among the regular people.. no one condemns you... it's all pretty pointless.. people shop, and are steamrolled by consumerism in a place with no irony or defense mechanisms towards it, mall after mall popping up on what were old paths for yaks and paddies with no defenses for what came. tourists do illegal things in crappy hotels with no real culture or charm apparent for miles...
Let me try to explain why it is what it is, before I light into what's so subtly but not subtly wrong with it. Until Bangkok became big in the last century, the only place to retreat Thai village life if you didn't fit in, the mega city, the only real city in this nation of 60 million, there was purely village life... there had been Aythaya, and Sukhothai, and there is Chiang Mai and a few other large towns, but they don't tend to be much more than just places of commerce, and a few tourist traps, all kind of sprung up in the last 50 years... Thai life was village life.. that is all there is.. you grow rice, you hang out, and you don't question much, because life is pretty good.
Some of the issues lie in national philosophies not made for the attentive attitude it takes to successfully run a city, of Buddhism and King Power.. life sucks, deal with it, and don't question authority, even though he seems like a nice guy... that doesn't create a dynamic for innovation or adaptation... so what happened when the Thai moved to a city, and turned it into a huge megalopolis.. well, no innovation, and.. no concern for comfort or charm (Buddhists will just tell you you will pay for it anyways) and in that way that the Thai just kind of keep to their families, don't tend to make close friends outside of them unless they grew up in a village among other kids, the whole place is built behind walls and little compounds, not that there is a lot of theft, there really isn't, but there is enough of a fantasy that you are under threat without big men with guns protecting you that Bangkok has no reverence for public spaces... none, Zero! There is no precedent for urban culture.. so people drop Thai behavior for what feels like a combo of Singaporean, Chinese and Japanese Norms... with the under girding of Thai Culture, but it's lost in the modernity.. there is no internal template for them to follow to act like a real city, or to create a modern functioning city.. this is the only one they have, and they kind of don't like to rock the boat.. everyone lives behind a wall and shuffles between life's obligations, surprisingly, with a smile.
Again.. my fight is not with the apparent niceness of everyone, but if everyone is so nice, why is the city such a shit hole? People point to corruption.. but I will point to the people.. you have to put up with corruption, and they do.. you have to not want more than you have, and they don't seem to.. that's un-Thai.. the  King gave you everything you need.. quit complaining.. complaining will make you seem like you are at odds with the King.. don't make daddy angry... if you seem to be at odds with the King, you end up like Thaksin, who wasn't really that corrupt to be honest, but he got aced out..
If it wasn't for Thaksin, Bangkok would be a completely intolerable shit hole.. now it's a barely tolerable shit hole.. what's the difference? well, he built the sky train and the metro, the new airport, and some of the highways, and returned a modicum of functionality to the place. It's just good enough that you don't leave howling about how you spent your whole vacation in trafic now.. of course they exiled him for it, even though the postmortems find barely any corruption by Thai standards in these public works, which while not perfect were the only change in Bangkok in literally 40 years...I'm not for rice farmer socialism, but the guy did some good things.. Maybe his reward is to live in exile in London, a city that actually does work.
So in the 70's Bangkok was the place, and in the 80's, everyone heard that song from the play Chess.. and we were all intrigued... a place with no rules.. a place that will change your northern European perspective on almost anything... the truth is that that can describe almost everyplace in Asia as lax, commercially driven and permissive (except Malaysia for some reason.. I think his name was Mohammad..) but somehow Bangkok got the rep for having no reservations whatsoever about being totally Asian... so now it's just filled with expats who don't have the creativity or drive for places where things are really happening like Singapore or Hong Kong, or more fascinatingly, Phnom Pehn or Yangoon or Shanghai or some places I haven't even thought to think about yet..Battambong or Yogyakarta or Dili or Bali, or just the countryside... or Korea where things are happening fast..
The tourists who come to Bangkok are a pretty uniformly unimaginative bunch.. it's in the collective psyche as 'where you go in Asia' so generation after generation falls for it.. cheap flights and no entry visa, great food you have been eating since some cool kid took you to a Thai restaurant in college. Buddha Ex Machina.. the Thai machine has savory sweet spicy tentacles everywhere!
The Thai way is to accept while not changing.. it's hard to explain that precisely.. they allow for change, but they don't own or embody it. Foreigners and rich people want a highway? sure..ummm.. stick one over there... skytrain.. why not.. that'll work.. but they don't rise or fall on success.. what they do isn't who they are like it is in a more ambitious place like China. everything is kind of good enough... good enough works great in a rice village... it's what's so great about Thailand.. but not in a city.. it just doesn't work...
I try to imagine when it was still intriguing for Thai people to see foreigners.. it must have been back in the 30's.. after WWII they were over us, but we kept coming, so instead of trying to trade cultures, people blew wind up the Thai nations ass like they were super special, and I will admit in some ways they are, and now the Thai take our money in exchange for charmless uninspired access to their hum drum existence that has been on a downhill slope since the first car hit Thailand...
what makes it hard to be mad at Thailand is that they are hard to demonize.. almost to a person, the Thai can smile and disarm you.. but they do stupid shit... and they never really hold each other to task for it.. they just avoid each other.. so it's like a consequence free society... a lot of third world countries are, but you tend to see the dysfunction a lot quicker in places less beguilingly charming as good ol' Siam.
Want to read more about Thailand?
this is a post on The Environmental State of Thailand
Here is another on the simple Pro's and Con's of Thailand




The Pro's and Con's of Thailand

Thailand is essentially a modern country now... arriving here from it's most backward neighbor really put it in focus for me, confirming suspicions I have had... it may be an ancient culture, but they are hell bent to get past that on all but holidays... that characterizes my thoughts almost more so than any other set of ideas. We sometimes forget we have other options in South east Asia because Thailand at first makes it's self so familiar and inviting, and easy to get stuck in... you do have other choices, and as much as the predictability of Modern Thailand can be reassuring, I've had about enough of it...

Pro's
The people are largely intuitive.. they pick up on things big and little, and they work to please you in ways that can be quite complex...
They are reasonably well educated and perceptive...
While there are problems with the veneration of the king, it does add a charm and a thoughtfulness to the Thai.
Good public transportation, although the whole country looks the same about anywhere the public transportation goes.. to get into the nature of Thailand, you do have to rent a bike or a car, but both are also easy to do if a town has nay tourism at all. The trains are a nice combo of old and new, with some bureaucratic tendencies, but they do clickety clack along satisfyingly..
The food tastes great... don't ask about nutrition!



Con's
The Ignorance game with people who deal with tourists
Many of the people you deal with as a tourist will be willfully unperceptive, and un-intuitive and almost take pride in it... they are like happy rats rolling in money. at first it's one of the exciting things about Siam, the meth addled Tuk Tuk driver roaring around and hassling you, but over time it get's old.
Bad Environmental Policies
When it comes into conflict with Consumerism, there is not one iota of respect for the environment in Thailand.
Architecture
Thailand has perhaps the worst urban architecture on earth, from bad boom days in the 50's, 60's and 70's
The streets also tend to be cement prisons of sorts since any exposure of grass invites bugs, erosion problems and such, so that the towns tend to not have parks or greenery, and despite the people being cheery, feel slummy, especially at night..
Visa Runs  
At first it was a cute challenge, even though I had a ticket out, was visiting a thai national who is a good friend. It forced me to explore the region.. now it screams to me one thing.. the powers that be don't know what they want... they want you to come, stay in a resort and spend a lot of money, but they don't really want you to stay for long even thought they have turned their country into the world's tourhouse and whorehouse... work it out among yourselves, but quit making all the tourists suffer.. it's amateur, like so much of Thai Governance.. if they are trying to ensure that you stay a bit but not too long, it feels like a policy built in greed and not genuine hospitality. There are many countries like Mexico that offer 6 month visas and none of the hassle. It seems Xenophobic, and implies a duplicitosness.

Sunday, March 23

My favorite (and Least Favorite) Countries!

I have been in a butt ton of countries.. I know there is one guy who set out to go to every country on earth.. wasn't me...but I have been to more than a quarter of them, and if you do the math, it's a big pool to choose from.
When people ask me about where I have been, they almost always ask me my favorite... here are a few:

Favorite Countries
Brazil (might be loosing it's soul, but it has so damn much it will take a while)
Laos     easy as they come
Burma (new favorite, although I didn't see too much of it.. but a very honest place)
South Korea
The UK   you do get your moneys worth!
Indonesia    if you can ignore the Australians, it doesn't get much more exotic
Nicaragua... thieving pricks, but it's the raw central america
Switzerland   get past the rules, and it's a placid paradise
China     no matter how awful, I am secretly saying wow

Countries I have never been to but figure I would like:
Oman
Morocco
Gabon
French Guyana
Papua
Norway

The Best former colonies to visit belonged to Portugal, which was no angel, but was the least destructive of native culture...

Least Favorite Countries
Costa Rica
Thailand
Malaysia
El Salvador


I've also been to every state.. here are the best and worst.. this is a combination of culture, character, ease of living and annoyances:

Best
Alaska
New Mexico
Louisiana
Oregon
North Carolina

Worst
Florida..
did I say Florida..
Oh yeah, Florida
Alabama
Illinois




Friday, February 14

The Ugly __insert nation here____: tourists and their era's

As a culture starts to produce wealth for it's middle class, it's inevitable that they go out and have a look at the world.. it's as natural as any curiosity. It's also natural that the world, especially the tourism workers of the world, pick up on their unique behaviors and make fun of it.... When I was a kid, it was the Japanese, and we loved how they acted so polite, amazed, and pointed a camera, if not two, at absolutely everything! It was a joke in the city I grew up in that you had to watch out for them otherwise you would run them over because they were so stunned they would be oblivious to their surroundings.. it was hard not to like them, it was hard not to make fun of them... Americans had their era.. it's part of where the nickname Ugly Americans came from... we had a heyday, and our middle class suddenly wanted to see Paris and all the other stuff we had heard about, read about, and seen at the pictures and on the Television... Paris didn't appreciate it, although of course they took our money...
This is not to be confused with great migrations for work, like the Polish to England, the Moldavian to anywhere, The Filipinos to the Middle East, and the Mexicans to the US.. that's a whole other thing.. and I am not talking about places where people go for second homes, like the English to Spain, Midwesterners to the west coast of Florida, or Italians to Croatia.  I'm talking about what language the guy complaining at the front desk is most likely to be speaking right now.. The latest are the Chinese, and they re crating quite a stir. There are 23 million Chinese a year visiting Hong Kong alone, and there is even a trend to have their kids there for legal reasons... the Hong Kongers have picked up on it and even have a funny nickname for the Chinese guys who recently made a lot of money and dress head to toe in gaudy designer fashions ( if you bump into one, you will never forget it.. they look like all the colors of the rainbow).. Hoe Hoes... I remember when the Russians were doing the same things just 10 or 20 years ago.. taking over France and buying everything that wasn't tied down.
Here is a listing of tourist crushes and their times..

The English  The Victorian Era
The Ugly Americans 50's 60's (and to present, but we have cleaned up our rep a bit since the bad old days..
The Japanese 1980's
The Argentines  prior to 1998
The Koreans  90's and 00's
The Taiwanese  90's and 00's
The Russians   mid 90's
The Chinese   2012 to present
The Indians   2016-?

The Ghettoization of Leisure, creation of a Parasite Class, and why amazing places Jump the Shark

Follow if you will the milestones of a nice place turning into a tourist shit hole..
Modern people today often live isolated lives of quiet desperation, as the saying goes... they work towards unobtainable goals of wealth, prosperity and family achievement. The majority of modern educated people in the early 21st century live in places that are convenient to the aggregation of wealth, not aesthetic pleasure, and if aesthetic pleasure is there, it's often seen more as a calculation of home value than something to actually enjoy. They might work to purchase Aesthetics, the assumption being that it must be earned, but even if they choose a place to live they weren't born, it is usually a place where they can utilize their skills to maximize their income or some notion of a balanced lifestyle of career and pleasure that is still based on some unexamined concepts of pleasure. Anyhow, they live in a place they don't usually enjoy completely they don't find relaxing because of the pace of life they set, or because it was never home in the first place, or because they are taught that leaving places of comfort makes you sophisticated or broadens you, or because they are taught to assume that where they are isn't as good as where they could be, so they begin to resent it, and it usually has a difficult winter as most more economically and culturally sophisticated places do. In other words, there is some climate challenge that has led people to band together in cooperation, that made the culture sophisticated and gave it buying power, but it doesn't necessarily have recreational charm, or charm that they would admit, because it's sophisticated to take where you live for granted, to underestimate it (the French drive this insecurity into us! it's no Paris... I'll be honest with you.. Paris sucks.. stay home and find what's nice there..). To find that charm, they work had to acquire capitol to reward themselves for being good, like a pat on the back for your first potty trained dump, Freud would say, to use the wealth of transportation options available to them to travel to places that are considered to be a relief from their self imposed life of aggregating wealth..
This is where our victim steps in.. the poor unspoiled place with some unique attribute that appeals to these bedraggled consumers who need simple reasoning to penetrate their marketing addled minds. It usually involves a change in weather, a pleasurable activity, like boating, fishing, sight seeing or sitting n the beach, and a destination that solicits them with marketing, some geographic uniqueness, and infrastructure to make them feel at home, even when they are trying to escape home... this is where the idiocy really starts.
The place has some redeeming quality that explorers find charming.. a ruin, a beach, a superlative mountain or lake... the tip of a peninsula that promises remoteness, escape, a nice harbor... The explorers are usually canny people used to going places off the beaten track, and they have low commitment to their place of origin.. the might come for a job, just exploring, some military deployment or charity work, or maybe they are a pilot or someone else who has a chance to see things from a unique perspective to spot value in places.
The explorer makes a commitment to a place, and becomes like the first molecule in a long chain of destruction.. the dust in a raindrop, sorry to say... They move in, and almost inevitably, they want to change something to make life more convenient like where they live.. they make a hotel, or just a hostel or guest house.. they become a leader and a point of entry for reliable information for other foreigners seeking to 'know what's going on' and not be ripped off, not be alone, and not get sick, even though they came here to get away from it. So this person from elsewhere exists to be a bridge, between their social isolation in this new unspoilt culture that seemingly doesn't know how to run it's self properly, because they haven't answered certain basic developmental questions, and the visitor, which the explorer was before, so they have empathy, which the locals are assumed to lack because they are unconsciously adapted to the challenges of the place.
Well, the entrepreneurial types come in.. that explorer has proven the place is safe, and the entrepreneurial types come in and in their munificence, start turning that previously unspoilt place into a hybrid of the world the travelers come from and what it was (if you have heard of it, assume it is already fucked..), while selling it without admitting the impact they are having. They come with the self righteousness of the enlightened, and they try to 'train' the locals to 'handle' the tourists that they are soliciting to come and introducing to the area and culture for their own profit... thus begins the race to mediocrity.. because the place looses it's old sense of identity, and their value system is undermined by the obvious proof that the outside influences solve basic problems better, but that they are here seeking something that must be of great value, therefore we as the hosts must have something of great value that we can now exploit to obtain the conveniences that they bring. Just look at them, the first tourists tend to be these beautiful glamorous looking Europeans with leisure minded charm, and they exude confidence that most people in former backwaters can't help but be envious of.. I must have what they come from. The vampire class is born, the parasites, and the longer they make easy money, the worse a place gets... the hustle begins...
The Parasites are people who figure out they can make money, often times cloaked in 'potecting a palce' or alleviating poverty', but often times just providing services or goods to outsiders who take neither the time nor have the boldness to test the true price of things in a new place.. they come, they overpay, and that becomes 'the tourist price'.. two classes develop, those who exploit this for capital gain, and those who continue their old way o life, and the ones who exploit climb to the top by way of possessing capital, and the more a place westernizes, the more it stratifies, the more important that becomes.. now they control medicine, and have cars, and things that were simply a fact of life before become tragedies to both them and the more emotional of their visitors...  these visitors create maternal attachments to their hosts, and further conflict them with descriptions of their 'poverty' and 'need', muddying the waters for those who just want to arrive and exchange services and goods for money or barter in the way it has been done for centuries.. there start to be perceptions of unwritten obligations, and so many cultures are attracted that it becomes a tangled mass of confusion with the parasites focusing on providing their services for whomever is most likely to pay, and denying them to those who refuse to pay... in some places they tilt the deck and cartel... you aren't allowed to provide your own transportation, cook your own meals... you have to go through 'guides' or official restaurants.. people try to 'save' the situation, and merely perpetuate it or make it worse...
Eventually a place jumps the shark.. the parasite class becomes so prevalent that the whole experience of the place is lost in a sea of set rate transactions that benefit the parasite class over the traveler... the neophytes come because by now the place has an awesome reputation for convenience, for lawlessness... there becomes a class of young hustlers who will get you any drug or delight you want.. there is no control because money has long replaced lifestyle as the ideal of the place.. ever since that first explorer started to invite more of his kind to 'enjoy' what used to just be enjoyed as part of life', before it was gormandized...
It jumps the shark when greed becomes all pervasive.. when the attempts to keep up with the pace of development become constricted by incompetence and corruption due to the locals never having had the chance to adapt in and of their own to this new burden of visitation.. they were picked not because they were the vanguard of a new organization and civilization, but because they were anything but, and what was quaint and cute before becomes a sad mess.. paradise lost...Florida, Cancun, Acapulco, Phuket, Siem Reap, Santa Marta Colombia... and those who create the problem don't care because they will return after days or a week to their place of aggregation, and it ain't their problem, because they came to this ghetto 'just to have fun', and aren't there to create justice, order, or environmental harmony...
When does it jump the shark... well, when you have a Bob Marley themed bar, in a place that couldn't be further from Jamaica, and the locals start to pretend they are a Rasta.. that's a good hint that things are good now, but gonna suck soon.. they hit on the hippie girls coming to find themselves from the repressive northern European cultures, and they want a piece of brown skin to exemplify some passage to womanhood.. they are happy to trade their fiat for some good times and a bit of a memory blur..
by the time you have a zip line, you are fucked.. there is no charm left.. all that was in and of it's self, little roads leading down to a beach, are likely now traffic choked and where kids used to play in the surf, they are now looking for the next snorkel tour victim so they can get another whiff of meth tonight.. compared to the life they were promised before the first tourists showed up, this is an easy life, but it's not a lovable one.. the money doesn't go where it might have... it's going going gone.. what attracted us was the very lack of structure, and now all there is is the structure that the greedy and the self righteous agreed upon was the only way to handle the influx.. you are mad to not be doing activities, and the time of charm has come and gone... the rules for this ghetto of leisure say to look for what is good by your cultural standards, don't question much, and go home before it would dawn on you how horrible this place has become, how dependent they all are on you instead of just them anymore, like they were for thousands of years before you arrived perhaps, and what a tragedy it all is..




Sunday, January 12

The Environmental State of Thailand

There is something about it... Thailand is loosing it's charm... the old bones might still be there, and the people might still be saccharine sweet, but it's loosing it's je ne se qua, and the major reason seems to be an endless environmental degradation with no leadership attempting to remedy the problem beyond little isolated projects. Thailand is becoming a 2nd world dump with a smile...
Maybe it's just these awkward teenage years of development... everyone has just enough Baht now to buy a truck (Thaksin helped that!), buy a scooter, and move past the banana leaf to the luxuries of plastic.. it's in that sad 15 dollar a day range of income where countries like this and Mexico seem to loose their soul to bad habits and self indulgent and small minded living patterns: lots of meat, lots of plastic, lots of driving, lots of environmental abuse, lot's of extraction, and lots of media, but it's not just the small guys, doing their thing, that are a problem.. the big guys are either corrupt or not seeing the degradation that's really happening to the country in all the turmoil being rowed up over and over again by the two parties. I have been told that the Democrats are actually good at thoughtful debate and administration, but their years of neglect of the farmer have left them out of power now for like a decade, and the other side, the Red Shirts may be corrupt, but they did jam in a Metro system and light rail to the Airport that helped Bangkok come back to almost livable, so they seem to like big lucrative projects if it helps mother earth an iota, but the focus on the details of a ecologically harmonious lifestyle that used to mark these rice growing countries are going going gone, and have been headed that way for a while it seems..
Here is what I see occurring.
Start with the big picture... the Satellite Map:

When you look at Thailand, there is something I learned that Ecologists call the Shadow of Thailand.. you can see the borders of Thailand on a satellite photo because the Thai side is inevitably deforested compared to it's neighbors.. the official numbers claim something in the 30% range, but that's not close to the real deal... a source told me that the National Forestry Administration, which is backwards and corrupt according to him, counts tree plantains for things like rubber and palm oil as part of the percentage of ground cover... which might help when it comes to carbon and reflecting and absorbing the sun, but is by no means true forest and wild habitat.. the number likely stands somewhere in the teens...
Here is some data that takes this complex question for what it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_forest_area
http://rainforests.mongabay.com/deforestation/2000/Thailand.htm
Thailand has created a bunch of national parks, all very nice.. they kind of cow tow to the demands of Tourism, which is one of the largest industries in the Nation, but few of them feel like the cared for and studied ecosystems of Western National Parks. They feel like what a lot of them are... Tourist Attractions.
The last wild land in Thailand comes in two chunks, one big, the other smaller.. it's the western cluster of forests and parks, the Western Complex, that is the last true Wilderness in the Country. It supposedly has a population of about 500 wild tigers.. it's along the Myanmar border, and to some degree, it's for real.
Another Complex of three parks sits on in a set of hills North East of Bangkok. I was surprised to see it once on a flight in from Hong Kong, as the North East part of the Country, along the Mekong River, is the most deforested, and the poorest.. it is starting to get to that Flat, Hot, and Crowded stage that Thomas Friedman tries to make light of. This strip of three parks, The Prachinburi Complex I believe, sadly has a highway running right through it, but supposedly the western and eastern park are well managed and turning into nice forest land... the one in the middle, Thap Lan National Park, leaves something to be desired I was told. The North has it's parks, but they are inextricably linked with the hill tribes that live in them, and there is little primary forest left, just a lot of what was left from bouts of logging slowly starting the process of trying to wipe out signs of the impacts of man, which I once read can take up to 800 years to occur. I went through Lam Non Kok National Park recently, by boat. It's just one of many Thai National Parks, but by western standards,it seemed a park in name only... I saw nothing pristine about it, nice though it was, and although I saw no evidence of recent logging, there were very few old growth trees in my view, and mostly bamboo thicket. I saw wood gathering going on, and even grazing. It .. it seemed like it had been named a park, but it was really just a hill tribe area, and that logging had already occurred, if not by the English a century ago, by the Thai more recently, but perhaps not int he last ten years. This is anecdotal, but as I pass areas set aside as parks in Thailand, I rarely find myself gasping at what must be large beautiful tracts of forest. It feels more like there was nothing left to exploit, and it had a few waterfalls, so why not call it a park.
Doi Tung is one know Success story that describes honestly what might have been the point of departure for so many of these parks, a 160 square kilometer preserve along the Burmese border in Chiang Rai, that the King's mother worked to bring back from the brink of total deforestation brought on by years of opium growing and wood gathering. It was a noble program with many successes, truly, (not just saying this to avoid Leese Majestee Laws!) but there was a miscalculation to plant pines that were likely only indigenous to the top 2% of the land all over it, as the instrument of reforestation. Those of you who know pines know that, like a corrupt government, they don't allow much to grow around them due to acidification caused by the needles, so plans are now afoot to replace or remove the pines, but it has met with roadblocks because there is so much emotion associated with the pines which were a symbol of Doi Tung and northern Thailand's rebound... Luckily the pines have a hard time reproducing in these hotter lower slopes, so often times just fall down during the big winds that bring the monsoon, and slowly the undergrowth and more suited species are returning, and when the row is over, with help from some nobly determined managers who get what is going on finally.
This brings us to the real nut.. the things that bug me in the major cities of Thailand, well, any urban area in Thailand feels like a major city because of how it encompasses you.. you might be 100 feet from a rice paddy, but that horrible modern Thai architecture makes you feel like you are in any slum anywhere, with only the peoples pleasant smiles to remind you you aren't in the Ghettos of Cali or Johannesburg. I once read somewhere from an old Thailand ex-pat hand that if you think you are the first to notice that Modern Thai Architecture Sucks, you aren't because it has sucked since sometime after WWII.. time immemorial.. it might only look so bad because of how beautiful old Thai architecture can be, but that takes us back to deforestation.. that teak doesn't grow on trees you know... well it does, but you usually have to cut them down to get it... but all that bad architecture for me seems like a karmic trade off for where your electricity comes from, not such an insane notion in a Buddhist country. The Thai Grid is somewhere around 90% fossil fueled... a lot of it is natural gas from the Andaman Sea, The Yetagun Gas fields, pumped through a pipeline graciously set up by Myanmar's old dictatorship... some of it I believe comes from newly explored areas in the Gulf of Thailand in joint exploration with Malaysia, but there is a lot of oil being pumped in too. There has been no leadership to change this that I know of... it's one of those big Bangkok corporate mysteries would be my guess. The King put in a bunch of hydroelectric dam's over the years, but they were more to aid irrigation.. the mountains of Thailand tend to rise up from flat valleys, most of the country is just one big river valley and alluvial plane, therefore anyplace you can build a big dam doesn't have a lot of fall.. it can't generate enough height to make a lot of electricity, so I believe it only accounts for like 10%, and I have seen no evidence of any other attempts to tap into other alternative sources for grid power.. seen a bunch of hot springs, but no Geothermal, seen a lot of sun, but no solar panels.
A year or two ago, maybe 2012, there was the first attempt to offer rebates for solar.. it supposedly was a bit botched bureaucratically, with people needing to get industrial zoning permits above a small kilowattage to install panels, but it happened, a nice first step. Thailand is one of those countries where things don't happen organically. In the Shan state of Burma, Solar Electricity and Solar Hot Water Units are everywhere, being trucked down from the Chinese Solar Capital of nearby Kunming. It's a Laisaiz Faire Success story, but in Thailand, everything rises and falls with Politics.. everything is secretly calculated... behind the smile, there is a self benefit calculator ticking away, and nothing is going to happen without government leadership.. no electric scooters, no alternative energies, no solar.. Thai people are pleasant and do what they are told until they are told to do something else.. it's not an innovative place.. the combination of emphasis on Royal tradition and the growing commercialism of the country make independent though and action less and less common. The idea of an autonomous move to greener energies just isn't int he cards here by character... they are all controlled from bankok, and waiting for subsidies..
As an example, I had a Thai buddy who was looking for a product to import. I told him why not buy Solar Hot Water units from China... he laughed and told me Thai people don't take hot showers.. I never countered "what about industrial uses, and hotels, and the north!?".. the business is still there I would guess, although people say import duties are high!
It's nice that the Thai by reputation get around on perhaps the most fuel efficient internal combustion vehicle there is, the scooter, and they have been converting to 4 stroke engines somewhat naturally as their wealth increases, but there is no market for electrics, I have yet to see one, and I am looking for them, and Car Ownership is rising, and not just cars... trucks, mostly Hilux's and the New Ford Rangers. It's the local pollution in these Thai cities that makes people nuts.. the point source from all these tailpipes, often idling in bad traffic. Thailand has implemented some reduction in their Diesel Sulfur, it might be down to 50ppm, but you can still smell it, and a lot of the old beaters, trucks, cars, buses and way old scooters, can produce clouds of black smoke as Thailand sure as heck has never had a cash for clunkers or emissions testing program... I am not necessarily for the latter.. the old vehicles give it some character, 'it's Thailand!', but it sucks to be behind them or on a street with them, and it makes even small Thai towns feel like smoggy cancer traps. I mentioned before that at a very awkward time environmentally, as the world really starts to process Global Climate Change, with coverage booming, and acceptance and action happening. the Pheu Thai Party led by the Shinawat Siblings, in power still despite never ending protests, there was a move some years back to finance car ownership in rural areas..it was a great populist move, pandering to his rural 'rice farmer' base in these most ignored and impoverished areas like the North East I was talking about, but it seemed a bit tone deaf in light of Global Warming.. it led to a backlash amongst the more conservative economic forces, and it might make for bedfellows with the Democrats and environmentalists.. a connection I might uniquely like...The Democrats are not likely to be environmental hero's though. They were in power for like 60 years before Thaksin took over, and didn't do jack outside of maybe soil conservation, which almost happens naturally with rice farming cultures.
My last gripe is with the growing trash and consumerism problem.. being in Bangkok you feel like you are trapped in a shopping mall.. consumerism is coming on full bore and with no reservations.. there is no suspicion in Thai Culture to hedge against it.. it's a juggernaut... they are pushing Christmas in a Buddhist country, and it's working.. there is a Christmas tree in the entrance to my hotel right now... and the robotic behavior that goes with this is taking over.. still with a smile, but with some bad consequences for the environment. It's becoming impossible in nicer restaurants to just get a glass of water.. They all give you this blank look and tell you, with no irony whatsoever "We don't have that.." I know that they have water for food preparation back there, in a big white bottle with black lettering, but the wait staff of this generation are so clueless they truly just do what they are told and push the plastic bottled water.. sometimes the have glass bottles, which are reused and slightly better.. I have described in this blog that if you can have a shopping mall, you are sophisticated enough to have clean drinking water..it's not a development problem.. Thailand isn't the Congo, it's just a corruption and priorities problem.. if you can sell water, why give it away for free.. I have never seen a test of municipal water in Thailand to know it is bad, people just assume it is. Like eating white rice, it's considered the sophisticated thing to do. As a result, they waste the world resources..
A related problem is food packaging... places like Tesco and 7-11 are taking over, even though most food is still bought at local markets.. food packaging is treated like a banana leaf, and dumped willie nilly all over Thailand now, despite the fact that it's chemical makeup isn't nearly as benign as a banana leaf of old. Even in the small old school markets, plastic has replaced paper and traditional packaging. I am not saying it doesn't work better, but it ends up everywhere.. and usually they clean it at the end of the market, but Thailand has a burgeoning Trash Crisis, and some 20 years behind the times, again due to a lack of leadership, I have yet to see more than paltry evidence of recycling in the country, at least publicly.. what happens in the dumps might be another story, one I don't want to think about..
I mentioned air pollution in regards to fossil fuel emissions, but not in regards to old slash and burn.. if you get off the beaten tracks, you do learn that there is an old soul in Thailand farming away, and they still burn all their waste. People describe the thick air of April with a kind of chagrined reverence.. it's when they burn.. Doi Tung, that project in Northern Thailand, took this on years ago, but it was in regards to agriculture on the mountains.. not the elephant of Thai Agriculture, Rice Farming.. it was rumored to me that this year will be the first year it is illegal, 2014, and we shall see what happens. Even Al Gore said in "An Inconvenient Truth" that something like 1/3 of global carbon emissions come from old Slash and Burn. it's what, 10,000 years old as a practice, and somewhat understandable.. the people who slash and burn tend to have otherwise almost inconsequential carbon footprints, almost a cute issue to have to deal with, and all slash and burn was already on the earths surface, not adding carbon to the equation to some degree, but as it fits into the macro problem of global warming, it's huge, and why not develop more sophisticated practices.. if you can farm rice in the first place, you can compost properly.. we shall see what effect the laws have. A lot of the Slash and burn is intended to keep pests away, so if it comes down to kids with malaria vs burning.. burning will be the practice.
Speaking of farming.. fertilizer and worse, pesticides, seem to be squeezing in with abandon, and little knowledge of consequence and proper use. Someone told me an anecdote of watching strawberry farmers from the hills spray down their berries the morning of harvest so that no bugs would get on them on the ride to market.. there is little education that I can tell..it's just available in stores and it works.. I watched a gardener spraying inside a greenhouse in the gardens and Doi Tung with abandon, and it made me realize the story I had heard was more than true...it's just hap hazard well intentioned ag practices at work.. the majority of the farmers in these small plots just know what works for them.. there is no education system that I know of, and god knows how long people have been farming here.. like so many of these issues facing Thailand.. it's a matter of people taking solutions t face value because they work cheaply and effectively.. there is no concept of collateral consequences, except for a growing awareness of the air pollution problem, which leads to the now ubiquitous surgical masks that makes people in traffic look like Michael Jackson on a shopping trip.
Before I finish, it makes sense to peek under the Sea, and kind of under the hood of the two Thai Seas.. the Gulf of Thailand, and the Andaman. A bit of research shows that overfishing started in the mid 1960s and likely hasn't abated. Tourism has created some pressure to preserve coral reefs and the like, so there are sanctuaries, the number one most proven sea preservation tool, but I cannot speak to enforcement being through. I was on the South tip of Phuket once for a while, a few years ago, and I remember watching countless squid boats, famous for their big lights, floating about a mile or two offshore... I could just tell as I watched them day after day that they must be overfishing.. and Squid are one of those creatures that move into ecosystems when the top predators are depleted... they proliferate like pigeons in a city... it's my guess that these seas are in bad shape.. I saw some articles recently, from the last few years, warning of a Tuna population crash. The Thai fishing industry by the 1980's was one of the ten largest in the world, all with just regular investment money, no government incentives, and was hauling in 20kg per citizen when there were 50 million Thai.. there are 66 million now, and growth in Thai Human Population is actually not that fast, on par with western nations ( a perk of consumerism actually), but it's my guess that sustainable would be about half that, let alone fish for export...
The good side of Consumerism, in addition to keeping young women so busy in their 20's that they procreate less, can be that an environmental consciousness takes hold and impacts consumer spending as it has in Europe and increasingly in the US, but no dice.. I haven't seen one iota of evidence of such a move.. no Environmental Marketing. The Eco cleansing, Green-Washing at it's most in-genuine so popular in Europe, the US, and even parts of Latin America and China now.. it's just not a factor to care.. like I said, they are still kicking the tires of Christmas.
There is no skepticism...this is contemporary Thailand.. the kingdom of smiles now slowly suffering from a million deadly invasions that are neither Burmese nor Malaysian, but environmental. And not one lick of leadership, outside the Royal Family, whose efforts seem to be implemented in popular but isolated projects. People visit these places, and appreciate them, but it's hard to see the impact it has in other parts of the country.  There seems to be neither student foment, farmer guilt, nor Noblis Oblige from the Upper Class to tackle these problems.. solutions can come from the outside or from good technocrats, but there is no demand, and a big world for them to impact where outside contributors don't have to start from scratch...why waste your time in Thailand when you can have an impact elsewhere? In Thailand you can get the impression pretty quickly whether your efforts are appreciated or not by the government.. Visa's beyond the standard one month tourist deal are not handed out lightly. You get the feeling often that your are here to have fun but don't meddle unless invited.
Other areas where there has been no leadership and no improvement:
Light Pollution Abatement... none
River and Streamline edge protection (I have seen places where because of logging, rivers spread out wide unabated... and other places where huge public works that look like the kinds you would ahve seen in the US 50 years ago are made to control flooding and turn rivers into ditches.
Endangered species protection    just some talk.
On a deeper level there is something I have noticed about Thailand. They are not into Wild.. That satellite picture should tell you that they are domesticating everything they can.. subjugation of chaos is progress.. it's in the Thai Psyche it seems to reject disorder.. it's what distinguishes them from their Neighbors they look askance at... Lao, Burma, and Cambodia.. the kids who still have wild but can't get their act together.. Triple Canopy Jungle means Savagery, and the Thai personality is anything but.. from their fighters to their protesters, they are the anti-savages. Their impression of Malaysia is different, a bit more contested, but they associate thick jungles with an old Southeast Asia, insurgencies, opium, and silly old people, that the Leadership and hot shots of Bangkok are a bit embarrassed by.. they don't want to be Siam, they want to be Singapore with a better attitude.. it's a mega city nation.. Bangkok leads like Paris, and nostalgia for the provinces is just that.. the appreciate them for the food and for the honesty, but the heart of this Kingdom is urban, and doesn't want to be reminded of Lion's, Tigers, and Bears... It reminds them of what they were 50 years ago, and it feels undistinguished.










Sunday, December 22

Silly Rules from Around the World

In Panama, you are not allowed to be shirtless in public.

In Colombia, there are laws against two men riding motorcycles together on regular pay days because there are so many robberies in many major cities, including Cartagena. Motor Taxis have to take the day off unless they are carrying women.

In Singapore, it was illegal to chew or import gum, and you are guilty until proven innocent in many if not all legal instances. You can now buy therapeutic gums in pharmacies, but will still get busted for discarding it on the street. It's also illegal to criticise the Prime Minister Emeritus Lee Kuan Yu

In Laussane, Switzerland, or perhaps in it's surrounding Canton of Vaud,  in the worlds oldest Democracy by many measures, they allegedly passed a law making it illegal for Women to do laundry during the lunch hours when their children are home from school, so that they will feed their children instead of doing the wash.

In Los Angeles, California, there are places where no parking goes into effect at 9pm on Saturday and Sunday nights, and there are businesses that make their money exclusively off the tow fees, not running it in addition to a garage or normal tow truck operation.
It is also illegal to play ball games on the beaches of LA.

In Washington DC, it is illegal to build a building taller than the Capitol Dome. Likewise in Paris with the

Arc de Triumphe.


At a Hotel called The Bodhi Serene in Chng Mai, Thailand, there is a sign banning Durian, a tasty but remarkably smelly fruit that is popular from Asia to Belize.

In Thailand, it's illegal to speak ill of the King and Royal Family. It's called 'Leisee Majiste'. There is a guy supposedly in jail for being drunk and peeing on a photo of the king. He was spotted by closed circuit TV... he's been in two years as I type this.

In China you can only have one child, with rare exception. Supposedly it has prevented 200 million births to date.

Foreigners have to pay by the pay to stay in Bhutan.. last I heard it was 250USD per day.

Sodomy was illegal in many US states until 2003 (The definition includes but was not limited to, how shall we say it, back door sex.) when it was finally ruled a right by the US Supreme Court. Many other nations still have enforceable laws on the books. So have at it in the US!

In Cardiff Wales, UK, it's an extra pound to get in a cab on Sunday. Never mind that maybe half the cab drivers I saw seem to celebrate their holy day on Friday, the law is only 20 years old I was told, not 50 or more like most religious laws.

If you leave a bag on a Train on the Great Western Railway of England, they put it in baggage storage and charge you 11 pounds for the first day and 7.50 for every day after.. kind of a pain in the ass if you looose something inexpensive but sentimental.. it goes to a corporate run pawn shop.. entitlement is so English, as well as not getting anything extra for the tons of money you pay for everything there.. oh you want soy sauce.. that's extra!